Game of Thrones Characters as Video Game Consoles

This is probably the nerdiest thing I've ever put together, but I couldn't let this vast stock of Game of Thrones facts that've been piling up as I make my way through the books go to waste. This list is not conclusive; it's missing Robb and Catelyn specifically, but I couldn't think of a good console parallel for either. Also, it's supposed to be a joke, so there's that. What I enjoyed the most about putting it together was how just looking at the character next to their console made sense, like the way dogs supposedly look like their owners. So, without further adieu:

Haha absolutly loved it mate, you nailed them all! Gave me a good chuckle.

I was ready to bash this as it reeks of a cheap Kotaku hot 100 list, but these are actually pretty clever and well thought-out. There were several where I saw the picture and thought "nope" but when I read the caption I instantly realized "oh yah.. thats clever"

..... well played sir *slowly claps*

The caption explaining your choice for Renly was hilarious. All in all, I came in expecting to roll my eyes at this and ended up just enjoying it. Nice work!

Absolutely loved it! So well done and everyone totally "fit" with their hardware

I don't know why I opened this thread. What is a game of thrones? Sounds like musical chairs.

This has got to be one of the best posts ever, PSP one was great :)

Heh, 3DO was the best one!

That was way better than it had any right to be. Very well done indeed.

That was hilarious, well done good sir! I praise thee and the sun on this day.

Well that was an amazingly acccurate list

Ha, superb. Well done!

Laughed more than I thought I would, well done!

I don't agree with some of them. But I would feel like an asshole if I pointed out some stuff that I don't agree with. So, I'm just gonna say. Sweet, duder.

This is awesome duder. If you sent this list to Kotaku, you'll be editor in chief.

Hahaha brilliant, not what I expected at all

Good one!

Haha, wow. Bravo.

Amazing.

N64 expansion pak was probably my favorite. Spot on.

I was expecting this to be awful, but it wasn't, so well done.

You're right that this is super nerdy, but green dreams really made me laugh.

I've never seen Game of of Thrones, but now I understand it perfectly.

You deserve kudos for this!

@mx: HA! Thanks, man, and hey, if Kotaku wants to republish it, I'll gladly take their money.

Wii-nter is coming.

I'll let myself out.

Awesome.

Front page stuff!

Lost it at Xbox One, well done duder.

Can't wait for this to be stolen by Kotaku/Polygon/Buzzfeed. Great job though!

Well I laughed my ass off... So kudos to you.

This is actually perfect. Well done. Favorite one is Bran and Melisandre.

This is pretty fantastic. Well done =D

Daenerys as the PS4 is probably the most apt comparison.

Here's a secret of the Ice and Fire series: It's a game between two players, Varys and Petyr.

Brilliant!

Haha oh man. Those were all good. Chuckled more than once. <3

I have never seen an episode of Game of Thrones but I still enjoyed this a lot.

Interesting, but definitely leans towards Sony's side... the Cersei/360 connection seems thin. If the 360 was anyone it would be Robert, who fought to become the king then eventually got lazy and mishandled it once he was there. I've seen this done for politicians and countries too.

Ygritte is no Ouya, you take that shit back! :(

10/10

@gold_skulltulla: This is pretty great. You're on the front page of the site now.

Well, this is pretty much the greatest thing I have ever seen.

@marino: woot!

Thanks for the compliments, everyone!

Nice list duder. Nailed every single one of them. Jorah as the vita to Daenerys' PS4 is genius... and now I really miss Game of Thrones. Damn you ROOSE BOLTON!!!

I expected this to be terrible, yet it turned out amazing. Poor, dickless 3DO! PS4 is the Mother of Dragons!

You win or you die. Just like musical chairs.

Got to admit, I expected a really dumb post. Turned out to be the best thing I've read today. Well done mate! :)

This is much better than it should be.

Wow I'm impressed! Amazing stuff man.

Wow you did a real great job with this! These comparisons worked out a lot better than I thought they would.

Melissandre being the N64 Expansion pack was fucking genius.