MEME MADNESS: Paranoid Parrot Is Surely Doomed

No no no. This isn't right. Something's amiss. No way Paranoid Parrot would make it against High Expectations Asian Dad by such a small 4-point margin... no. THEY'RE OUT TO GET HIM.

Sharing this post more than Business Cat is their MASTER PLAN. DON'T DO IT. OR DO IT. He's not entirely sure what the right course of action is anymore.